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Blaster Loadouts

Loadout 1: The Flywheel Nerf Blaster Loadout.

Primary | Rapidstrike CS-18                              

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This is a very basic and predictable choice for a primary blaster. The Nerf Rapidstrike is a classic blaster and it’s a heavyweight in the Nerf blaster primary category. For attachments, I also went with some of the usual suspects; a Nerf Pinpoint Sight, a Retaliator foregrip, and a Spectre barrel suppressor. Classic.

Secondary | Stryfe

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For the secondary, we have the Nerf Stryfe. The Stryfe is such a versatile little blaster that, with the right mods and/or attachments, the Stryfe can be just as viable an option for primary blaster as the Rapidstrike. What the Rapidstrike can’t do (without heavy mods) is be dual-wielded so effortlessly. That’s why we will be dual wielding two Elite Stryfe blasters on the battlefield.

Lethal                                 |     Tactical

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In the lethal/tactical category we have these old things. These are a fancier, possibly less stinky version of throwing socks at people in Humans vs Zombies. Plus, they’re pretty cool looking little things. Gotta love ’em.

Loadout 2: The OJ Orange Nerf Blaster Loadout.

Primary | Demolisher 2-in-1

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nerf demolisher launcher  | nerf bandolier |  nerf banana clip magazine extended mags

Ah, the Nerf Demolisher. A bigger Nerf Stryfe with a built in noob tube! Awesome! And okay, I kinda cheated here by adding the already built-in under-barrel rocket launcher in the first attachment slot, but give me a break. I’m going for a Call of Duty inspired loadout thing here. So we have the grenade launcher, an original N-Strike bandolier strap because it matches and you can store extra missiles/grenades in the magazine strap area. Finally, just get some extra banana mag for this beastly blaster. Duh.

Secondary | Hammershot

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The Nerf Zombie Strike Hammershot is one of my favorite Nerf blasters of all time. I love the look, I love the feel, I love gun-spinning these bad boys. And I find it absolutely delightful to dual wield them. So that’s what I’m recommending here. Dual Hammershot’s pulled from shoulder holsters.

Lethal                  |     Tactical

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For Lethals/Tacticals here we’re going to be going with as many extra Nerf missiles as you can carry. You want to always be able to reload and send another missile down field. One Man Army style, baby!

Loadout 3: The Elite Springer Nerf Blaster Loadout.

Primary | Elite Alpha Trooper CS-12

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    nerf raider stock     |   nerf elite bandolier

Keep it simple, stupid. For this loadout, we went with the tried and true Nerf Elite Alpha Trooper. Again, one of my favorite blasters. And while I know the EAT isn’t the strongest or most powerful, I still find it a lot of fun. And that pump grip is smooth and fast, man. I love it. Attachments here are the (mandatory) Raider stock and the Elite version of the bandolier strap.

Secondaries | Strongarm + Firestrike

Nerf Elite Strongarm| Nerf Firestrike

For the secondary this time I chose two blasters. The Nerf Strongarm is, debatably, the best Nerf sidearm that you can have. But it only holds six shots, so when that’s empty… just as your opponent may be closing in, thinking they have an easy win… BOOM! You whip out the Firestrike and strike fire into their very soul.

Lethal                    |     Tactical

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These BoomCo Smart Rounds are pretty great. They come in this little holder which actually attaches to a tactical rail. Then you can grab one of these whenever you want and throw it just like a grenade. Works just like socks or those Nerf foam zombie bomb things I put in the first loadout up above.

Loadout 4: The Pea Soup Green Nerf Blaster Loadout.

Primary | Zombie Strike Slingfire

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The Slingfire doesn’t really need any attachments. The lever-action prime is just too fun to use. You can flip it around and do all kinds of tricks with it and you know I love that. Honestly, if you use this loadout you will probably lose. But you will have a heck of a lot of fun doing it! For attachments here, I threw on a Longshot scope which will look hilarious and a drum magazine so your ammo flows nonstop.

Secondary | Sidestrike

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The Nerf Sidestrike is a very neat little blaster that comes with its own holster. You can actually clip one or two of them onto the Nerf Vortex ammo belt and have a pretty good time.

Lethal                         |     Tactical

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For the lethal here we have a Nerf Zombie Strike sword which is always fun to use. And for the tactical, I chose a Nerf Vortex football. I don’t know if your local Nerf group would allow it, but I think it would be hilarious to be running down the field tagging zombies with this thing, period.

Loadout 5: The O MEGA Red Loadout

Primary | MEGA RotoFury

Nerf Mega RotoFury Blaster

This is the O-MEGA Loadout and it wouldn’t be complete if I didn’t go with the RotoFury as my primary. The RotoFury is pretty much a Nerf Mega Rampage and that’s too epic for words. So I won’t use any.      

Secondary | CycloneShock + BigShock

nerf cycloneshock|   bigshock

The CycloneShock is like a Nerf Mega Strongarm and that’s considered one of the best Nerf blaster sidearms that you could possibly have. The Nerf Mega Jolt over there would be good if you were ever in a DBNO situation, so keep it concealed until you need it.

Lethal                         |     Tactical          

nerf machete nerf swords     zombie strike z bomb

For some reason, this Nerf Zombie machete just seemed like a really good fit here. Like, “that’s not a knife, THAT’S a knife!” type stuff. For tacticals, just throw in some more Z-Bombs. Because I really love them.

Loadout 6: The “Girlie” Nerf Rebelle  Blaster Loadout

Primary | Rebelle Rapid Red

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Ahhh, yes, the Nerf Rebelle version of the Stryfe, the Rapid Red. It’s a pretty good little blaster. Just a sleeker and smoother Stryfe, sans the tac rails and attachment points. Silly girls don’t like attachments, amirite? (Sexist much, Nerf? Haha) No, but I’m just kidding. For attachments here, we have a phone holder attachment that, if you put backwards, will allow you to take selfies while you’re blasting away your enemies. Also, the magazine from the Nerf Rebelle Retaliator thing? It’s actually really nice.       

Secondary | Spylight + Power Pair

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The Nerf Rebelle Spylight, while it is a “girl” version of the Nerf Strongarm is actually a very competent blaster. Some people who aren’t even girls actually prefer this blaster to the Strongarm. And I don’t necessarily disagree. Also, a Power Pair of two Nerf Rebelle Jolt inspired blasters.

Lethal                                           |     Tactical          

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For the lethals/tacticals, we have these things. Whatever these things are. Target practice? Or are we throwing bottles at people these days? I don’t even know, I can’t even…