Nerf Nuke: The #1 Most Powerful Nerf Weapon on Earth

The Nerf Nuke: “ThermoNERFular War”

Mutually-Assured Nerf Destruction(MAND)

• The Nerf weapon to end all Nerf Wars

• Shoots 80 Nerf darts in every direction.

• Throw or use included high-powered launcher.

Introducing the brand new Nerf Tactical Nuke from Hasbro. The Nerf Nuke is the pinnacle of Nerf weaponry. Load it with 80 darts and crank the arming mechanism. It utilizes a reverse-plunger system, so its range isn’t on par with Elite class established ranges. But what other Nerf product fires a literal volley of darts in every which way?

NERF Nuke 2 1 nerf nuke — ^{Reenactment of tactical Nerf Nuke strike. Colorized, circa 1950’s.}

This foam dart warhead will fire darts up to 30 feet in all directions, so make sure to get out of the way! Escaping the blast radius is easier with the included Nerf Nuke Launcher. The Nuke Launcher is a tripod mounted, external direct-plunger firing system. It can send the Nerf Nuke rocketing away up to 40 feet away, far enough to be out of range of the Nerf dart fallout.

First Nerf Tactical Nuke Launch (Found Footage)

“When you need to end it, and end it fast, there’s no other choice than the Nerf Nuke!”

A Word of Warning.

This is not to be taken lightly. ThermoNERFular Warfare is a global issue and the repercussions will echo on in the lives of every Nerfer man, Nerfer woman, and Nerfer child for generations to come. There was even a rumor that a certain dictator from a certain Northern country in East Asia got his hands on one of these. Can you even understand what would happen? Global Nerf-ular Warfare. Nerf War 3. The end of NERF. Don’t let that happen. Be careful. Be safe. And always wear eyepro.

Safety Warning: Do not fire the NERF Nuke at humans, children, pets, wild animals, trees, the elderly, faces, ghosts, or in very confined spaces. Always wear safety glasses, knee pads, and other forms of protection.