To all the Nerfer ladies, all the Nerfing ladies. All the Nerf ladies, now put your hands up. Uh oh uh oh uh oh oh oh oh. If he liked it then he should’ve put a bow in it, if he liked it then he should’ve put a bow in it. He should’ve put a Rebelle Agent Bow in it. Yeah. But seriously, Rebelle Nerf is back and it is apparently the season of the bow.

Rebelle Nerf Blasters for 2015.

Secret Shot Blaster.

This is actually a Rebelle Nerf purse. It’s not even a blaster. That’s weird, I didn’t even know Nerf made pur– *Bang!* Hey, wait a minute! It is a blaster. TheSecret Shot blaster looks like an innocent little purse until you press a button and it pops into action. Wow. Femme fatale. They’ll never see you coming.

StrongHeart Bow.

The Strongheart is a slightly less ugly version of the old HeartBreaker Bow that I reviewed last year. It has improved aesthetics and now holds 4 darts in its barrel chambers. Thank goodness for these improvements. This is everything the HeartBreaker wasn’t. Also available in Purple.

Rebelle Nerf Mini Blasters.

Now these I think really are pretty cool. This miniature blasters look great. They are basically Nerf Jolts for the more feminine Nerf enthusiasts out there. Available in more than a few different colors, you’ll be assured a matching accessory for whatever outfit you put together. These are basically the same blasters from the previous Rebelle Nerf Power Pack Pair.

Courage Crossbow.

This Rebelle Nerf Crossbow is the first crossbow to fire arrows instead of darts. Pretty cool. Load up a dart, pull back the drawstring like a real bow, and then let loose to send a whistling Nerf arrow through the air.

CodeBreaker Crossbow.

This is a long crossbow that boasts the highest dart capacity of any Rebelle Nerf crossbow yet. It also features an actual passcode that can prevent undesirable individuals from shooting your blaster. I’ve got to admit, that’s a pretty cool gimmick.

Rebelle Nerf Arrow Revolution Bow.

I’ll be the first to admit it. As a guy, I’m jealous of this bow. I’m jealous there isn’t a similar bow for the N-Strike Elite lineup. This bow, with it’s built in high-tech, auto-feed, rotating quiver, is so awesome. This is as close as you’re going to get to being Hawkeye from Marvel’s Avengers movies. The Arrow Revolution bow holds 6 darts in its quiver and fires them up to 90 ft away. Outside of that, there’s nothing else that needs to be said. Just take a look at this thing.

I’d like to send my condolences out to the family of the Nerf Rebelle Agent Bow. RIP In Memory Of. I will always love you.